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whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

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jesusinc:

jesusinc:

Petition to make Joe from princess diaries the new anonymous icon

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OHMYGODYES.

YAAAASSSS!

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2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

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englandsbooty:

even People magazine made Shrek jokes

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blimpkitty:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

official-chipotle:

a structure that still remains today from ancient civilizations of cavemen

is that stargate

No I’m pretty sure that’s the St. Louis Gateway Arch

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People who make the same face in every picture

fvxxk:

Lindsey Lohan:

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Beyonce:

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Duck-Face Girl:

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Paris Hilton:

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Nick Jonas:

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Lady Gaga:

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Paula Dean:

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Kristen Stewart:

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Brock:

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thirstingaintdead:

*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*

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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

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paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

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